Oh Crap :(

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

The joys of riding a motorcycle, the open road, no safety requirements and a powerful beast between your legs and all the power you could ever need. Just don't go fast!

I bet it's Chris Hansen under there. Comes in sizes too old, small and extra extra small - It's the perfect Xmas present :)

Being stripped naked and photographed with a car battery attached to your nipples is nothing compared to being restrained and made to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop. Listen up torturers, you might learn something.

Have you ever wondered about the techniques they use on the show to catch the villian would actually work in real life? I mean, they only spend about 5 minutes per episode actually doing any police work!

Everyone has naff pictures of themselves on facebook and this polar bear is no exception. It's kinda posed but at least he didn't do any of that high angle, duck pout stuff while squashing up his cleavage.

For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

When your food starts to communicate with you as you dine with your girlfriend, you know you've found the girl to stick with for a while. Either that or you are on some serious medication.

OUCH! Not much more to say - LOL