Guantanamo? Pshhh

Being stripped naked and photographed with a car battery attached to your nipples is nothing compared to being restrained and made to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop. Listen up torturers, you might learn something.

This kid has tapped into to 99.9% of the internet's demographic with his description of the greatest XXX fantasy in the history of thought. It's got video games, it's got mohawk haircuts and it's got hot chicks. Go Brian.

I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!

Now how fast could that kid have possibly been going.. -LOL

Yes, fire is the best idea when you need to focus a camera..LOL!

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

It's an important part of your life when you graduate, and what's put in your yearbook is going to remind of those years for every more. So best to put a humourous comment that totals pwns the person next to you.

It's someone's job to build the artwork that we all love at Legoland. And that 'someone' has a keen sense of humor and a love for internet memes that most visitors will miss. I want that to be MY job.

When you just can't find the right bumper sticker to convey your thoughts, make your own! From a distance, I would think this would be a republican though.

He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!