North Versus South

If there was a dance competition between north and south korea, who would you bet on to win? North might be more in sync, but I reckon south would have more flair.

He's cooler than a cucumber in a freezer and has a meeow that chicks go wild for. Forget Jim Morrison, this is the cat we all want to be like when we grow up!

All the destinations you could ever want to go to and exactly how to get there, job done. Now all i have to do is go pack!

Books, remember them, they were made from trees and had pages that contained words, you read them, turned the pages and a story would unfold. Weird, right? They really don't write them like they used to anymore.

Wow, the view of the lake from the roof really is rather nice, in fact i could probably sit up here all day and watch this vision and feel completely satiated.

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

Must be a really hot day.. or is it?

Zach Galifianakis ponders what it might feel like to be in love, having never experienced it. To be honest he'd probably pretty damn close with this one.

Don't bother trying to do it on Facebook. Why do you have to go and get all existential on us Facebook??

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.