The 'Not Quite' Human Centipede

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

Not even sure that this is actually a photobomb, just an amusing juxtaposition of sentiment. Taken at one of the many "slutwalk" protests. I think both of these are opinions I can get behind.

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

This kid has tapped into to 99.9% of the internet's demographic with his description of the greatest XXX fantasy in the history of thought. It's got video games, it's got mohawk haircuts and it's got hot chicks. Go Brian.

OK, so you don't have a YouTube or Google account (why not?) but you want to watch an adult-themed video on YouTube. Instead of just signing up for one (that would be too easy), try this handy hack instead.

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

Trying to impress chicks with your new smartphone ends in presidential FAIL! Putin is practically a James Bond villain. all he needs is a Persian cat and sharks with lazer beams!

Everyone is losing their minds over the new Avengers films, even people who aren't actually people, like the cast of Spongebob Squarepants. Seriously though, I bet this would make a way cooler movie...

Prepare to get your geek on and then some as this takes your through the alphabet of comic book superheroes and sci-fi legends. It's epic and nerdy, it's epically nerdy. Don't pretend you don't love it.

I'd like to think that this is exactly what the fish is saying. In reality he's just mouthing soundlessly as he suffocates clasped firmly in the jaws of winged death. That's not as funny though...