Nice Wheels Danielle

If you're going to put an advert on the side of a bus it's probably best to have a think about the placement of the wheels and make sure that they don't end up looking like a pair of wazzo jubblies.

Books, remember them, they were made from trees and had pages that contained words, you read them, turned the pages and a story would unfold. Weird, right? They really don't write them like they used to anymore.

A flip of the nose, and this little kitty could be dog food..

Ah, video games. Ah, nostalgia. Ah, video games and nostalgia! Together they can make grown geeks cry with wistful yearnings and make your eyes bulge with excitement.

Mocking the hipster is something that absolutely everyone can get behind. Nobody likes hipsters, not even hipsters. They're like nazis or zombies.

Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

If you want to look like you're wearing the latest styles and want to be the envy of all your friends, then you'll want to get yourself a getup like this. You laugh now but in 10 years time we'll all be wearing it.

If you're a fan of getting drunk, the good thing about it is there's always a reason to do it, no matter what day it is or what you've got to do the next day, they'll always be an excuse to get absolutely wasted.

Don't listen to all your friends negative comments about what a loser you are, dreams do come true! Take my word for it "Fill it....and they will come!" I reckon this is what heaven must be like!?

If you are engaged in office warfare and you're looking for something that will end the war once and for all, here it is. I call it the cubicle nuke. Enjoy.