Beer Baths..............And Beyond

Don't listen to all your friends negative comments about what a loser you are, dreams do come true! Take my word for it "Fill it....and they will come!" I reckon this is what heaven must be like!?

So what type of personality are you? It's one of those meaningless questions that marketers ask just so they can't put something on their stupid questionnaires. So the next time someone asks you, answer like this.

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

Now all they need to do to make this totally awesome is kidnap a woman, dress her as a slave and chain her to it.

Rule Number One: Never thrust your eyes, however much you think that what you are seeing is normal and makes sense. Take a moment to look a little more and then your whole world changes.

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(

Gummi bears. Food of the gods. If only there was a way to combine their inate deliciousness with the inebriating power of hard liquor. WELL NOW THERE IS!

The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).