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Ba Duh Buh Buh Buh... I'm luggin it.. EW

Don't listen to all your friends negative comments about what a loser you are, dreams do come true! Take my word for it "Fill it....and they will come!" I reckon this is what heaven must be like!?

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

I'm not sure what exactly is going on here and I'm not sure I want to either.

Prepare for a cuteness overload with a large dose of adorbz on the side, this will touch the nerve-strings of the toughest man on the planet. Something tells me that they drugged the dog, just to make sure it didn't get hungry!?

He was a truly great man, a giant ampongst us mere mortals. The saviour of our planet. All praise Steve Jobs & thank you for the first-world gift you have left for us eto use and revere you with.

Well, let's make sure we don't get the STD this dude's got..OMFG!!!

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

This pup chose to foster a few bunny babes.

Only the coolest damn cookie to ever grace your oven! Watch out pirate muffins, these guys mean business!