Mario Fan

This is the ultimate fan home. I can almost hear the theme song now..

Cats might look like they're smart and as though they think they're better than you, but occasionally, everyone has to get their derp on. Evern cats.

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

Reminding people just how crappy life is in general. It's not something you would normally associate with an advertising which is why it's so awesome when someone does it. Here's to you, brave advertising person.

And there you all were thinking that they just grew from seed and needed plenty of water and sunshine to make them grow, how wrong you all were! I don't think I'll ever look at watermelon the same way again.

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Finally, in one picture we find out how the universe was created AND we find out the egg definitely came before the chicken!

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?

Somehow i reckon that Scarface would never had as much shock impact if they included this scene into the film. Although Al Pacino would have blown the unexpected guest away with his machine gun (or a straw).