Twilight Still Sucks

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

This should be the case for people who fight dogs..

Oooh yeah, i really wanna get my hands on that, just look at the perfect round, succlent...wait, what? Sometimes something is just too good to be true. At least you'll be getting one of your daily 5 essentials.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

Don't think we need to be told this in giant poster form, but sometimes it's good to be reminded just in case you forget. In these stressful times we live in maybe sometimes a nation needs to know!

Well, let's make sure we don't get the STD this dude's got..OMFG!!!

You know those days when you wake up and feel like you can achieve anything, well the sad truth is that there is a new enemy in your life who will do it's best to thwart all of your best laid plans!

Yes, fire is the best idea when you need to focus a camera..LOL!

Being stripped naked and photographed with a car battery attached to your nipples is nothing compared to being restrained and made to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop. Listen up torturers, you might learn something.

I watched all of her shows. I really liked the one where Tom cruise went crazy. I will miss her lots, but I don't know about her music, I never heard her singing...

Well this is pleasant, a nice happy group shot but... ewwww. It might take you a while to spot exactly what the photobomb is in this photo, but when you do, you'll be sick. There's a hint for you in that sentence. Good luck.