Kitty Holder

Ah.. a nice warm spot to breast - I mean rest..-LOL

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

Yep, she's super trouser arousingly hot, and yet somehow when she's starring alongside craggy faced Hugh Laurie she manages to transcend the out-of-ten scale and score an epic 13. Fapfapfap.

I love Emo kids, always going against the grain in all forms of society, if you like it, they hate it - If you're happy you just know they will be sad. This is for you emo guys everywhere!

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

Poor Miley, she's been getting a lot of bad press of late. Better a wild child than a boring prude I say. I wanna see her drunk and enjoying herself.

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Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."

If you're using a smart car as a weiner extension then it sucks to be you. not only do you drive a seriously lame automobile but you're love truncheon must be roughly the size of a cocktail sausage.

You know those days when you wake up and feel like you can achieve anything, well the sad truth is that there is a new enemy in your life who will do it's best to thwart all of your best laid plans!