Olivia Wilde

Yep, she's super trouser arousingly hot, and yet somehow when she's starring alongside craggy faced Hugh Laurie she manages to transcend the out-of-ten scale and score an epic 13. Fapfapfap.

Most of us know how to drink with aggressive abandon, it comes naturally, evolution took care of that. But most of us don't know how to act when drunk, so we'd all do well to read this and heed the advice.

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

Some pale faced goon with glitter all over him, who doesn't have the balls to get jiggy with some chick he's been courting for god knows how long. What a douche vamp.

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

If you thought that the death of Steve Jobs would put an end to those Steve & Bill picture memes then you were sadly wrong. Even from beyond the grave Steve will be the butt of Bill's jokes.

Arachnophobia is a debilitating affliction. You don't even need to be a sufferer to feel it's sting. If your flatmate has it, you could come home to this.

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

Ronseal. If you came here for a piucture of a kitty in a box then you're in luck. If you don't like pictures of kitties in boxes then I'm afraid I have some bad news for you. This is a picture of a kitty in a box.

Finally someone has come up with a way to help curve those terrible homosexual tendencies! The Republicans should hand these out for free in front of gay bars!

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