Confucius Say!

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."

Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

In he fantasy world of video gaming life is slightly different than the cold hard light of reality - How comes the dates I go on where there's blood on the bumper don't end with a compliment?

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.

Look at this little muddaf#cker, just LOOK - Look with envy and know that you will never be as awesome as this (if you lived in the 80's of course!) How unworthy do you feel? - I wonder where this kid is now?

Bambi, meet Kitty...

There's an emergency in the building and you have to exit fast, only problem is that to get yourself free means smashing something to bits and the little guy doesn't look too happy about it!?

I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL