KRANKY Burnout

We've seen plenty of burnouts end with a fire but we've never seen one that actually starts with a fire. Rodney Waters HQ sedan goes up in flames right from the start at Kandos. It's crazy insane.

At Mountain Sheep Canyon on Lake Powell, these guys undertook an epic jet ski racing through the slim canyons and capturing it all on a GoPro so we could all experience it vicariously from the comfort of our basements.

If animals could talk, huh? Just what would they say, well dogs being the greedy guts that they are would probably go on and on about food like the gluttonous child of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. GENIUS.

I thought for sure this clip was a fake since this old lady is moving so ridiculously fast but if you watch close it's real.

In a fight, never underestimate your opponent. You never know what they might have up their sleeve, or down her trousers - This chick is dangerous - she's cute & deadly!

This cute teen just wants to show off her firm little butt - Who are we to argue with her :)

Local authorities warned bikers and runners to stay away from Chicago's Lake Shore Drive. They were all warned about gale winds, huge waves, and Yakety Sax but chose to try their luck anyway.

He's either imitating the sound of the outboard engine or he just ate his lunch at Taco Bell. One of the two. Maybe he likes the look of the engine and is trying to communicate with it in it's own language?

Bruce Almighty was a cinematic abomination. Still at least it wasn't as bad as Jack And Jill. Also, soundbites taken from them can be used to actual comic effect. To prove this, I give you Exhibit A:

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.

What? You mean you're supposed to kick it INTO the net? Oh, now I get it.