Insane Basketball Skills

I thought for sure this clip was a fake since this old lady is moving so ridiculously fast but if you watch close it's real.

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

Carrot Cake and Virginia clash in the most epic battle of all time. Even if you've never seen Dragonball Z before this parody is still freaking awesome. Utterly surreal, but yeah, freaking awesome!

These guy really knows how to get a crowd riled up at the old folks' home! However, he should probably lay off the ecstasy just a bit.

It's a fine case of proving that chicks & guns are a lethal combination, some things should NEVER go together - Her gun skills may not make her Dirty Harry, but she still made my day.

Trying a death-defying jump over the Tour de France cyclists as they ride by is some serious show-stealing dumbness. The guy went to the hospital after this and he almost died! Definite Darwin candidate.

This seemed like a cool idea until they realized they were on the local and had to stop every other block.

More deadly than your mom & dad after you've thrown a party & trashed the house, the terror of the universe, but totally misunderstood! They're not a lot different than the average teenager. A pain in the ass!

For some reason i find this strangely adorable. It looks like a huge caterpillar, and it's either loving being squeezed, or screaming 'SEXUAL HARASSMENT!' - Either way, today you learned caterpillars could make noise.

Well now you have. Thats a good display of balance by the dog, but who teaches a dog to do that? and why?

A tornado forms in front of this couple and the chick starts to go insane while the dude is completely calm. I guess he's secretly thinking that his this could finally put an end to the life-long pain he is destined to endure with her?