Jet Skiing Down a Canyon Filmed on GoPro

At Mountain Sheep Canyon on Lake Powell, these guys undertook an epic jet ski racing through the slim canyons and capturing it all on a GoPro so we could all experience it vicariously from the comfort of our basements.

I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.

This kid overshoots his jump by about 10 feet and starts rehearsing the pain he is about to feel while still in mid-air. Ouch!

Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.

Matt Romney decides that the eve of the michigan primaries, when his dad is at his most stressed, is a great time for a practical joke. Time for a crank call and an Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board. Classic.

It's almost like that scene ot of LOTR when Gandalf strikes his staff on the ground and shouts "You shall not pass", except in this case it's s freight train and i don't think it understands human language!?

according to this commentator not only is he the best in the world at stuffing his face with hot dogs, but he is, and I quote: "Arguably the best athlete practicing any sport today". High praise. Seriously high.

How hard can it be to grab hold of the end of a piece of rope that's tied to a tree & swing down a slight incline. Too hard for this poor girl - Cue the inevitable rewinds in slow-mo & make with the lolz. Pain-tastic!

It doesn't matter what video accompanies this song, it's going to be totally watchable regardless. There's just something about LMFAO songs that just makes you love them and anything associated to them.

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

Now it'd be pretty easy to mock this guy, which is why I'm not going to. It would be mean, no sport at all, and might even be the catalyst that would tip him over the edge and make him do something you'd read about in the news.