Justin Bieber Shootout ReDUX

It's about fecking time i say! The justin Bieber death sequence gets spiced up with a few celebrity cameos and lots more shots to the lesbi-teen's body. To be honest I could probably watch this forever!

Finally, an activity that Florida State senator Mike Bennett can really use to connect with his constituents: trying to hide your dirty internet browsing while you pretend to work - Make him President!

You’re probably thinking: what next? A unicorn swimming with rainbow-coloured dolphins? But, it’s OK, it’s just a model in a mermaid wetsuit freediving amongst the underwater world in the Caribbean.

Tiny bird is sick of listening to a large tiger growl all day so he attacks him and the tiger fall on his side and shuts up.

Everything you need to know about the eurozone going down the toilet is summarised in this video. Essentially it's a reenacting of a financial crisis through the medium of three idiots on a tree branch. Enjoy.

This guy's attempt to leap across a river using a tree branch ended disastrously, but he's lucky. The water should wash those grass stains right out.

Rhett and Link get musical as they release the music video for their hit new song. In it they extole the virtues of rubbing bacon on things. It might not fix them, but at least it will make them smell bacony and delicious.

If cats and dogs were people which one do you think you would rather hang out with? The dog who is overly effusive or the cat who secretly hates you and vomits on your kitchen floor intentionally?

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

Always secretly wanted a light gun you could use to permanently blind friends and pets from over a kilometer away? I know! Me too! Well, it looks like it's finally been made. This little badboy is right at the top of my xmas list.

It's a flying machine and it's spherical. That might sounds a bit stupid but that means it's good for traffic and parking is a breeze to boot! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!