Spherical Flying Machine

It's a flying machine and it's spherical. That might sounds a bit stupid but that means it's good for traffic and parking is a breeze to boot! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

With all the repugnant crap that George Lucas has done in terms of cashing in on his past successes, you'd have thought a decent idea like doing a Star Wars manga would have happened by now. Nope. This is a fan project.

It’s a case of “Are you drinking piss, taking the piss, or getting pissed-(off)!?” - if it's Grolsch, Peroni or Miller--Beer company SABMiller is dodging taxes in India and Africa & depriving them of aid.

Chicks love it when you cook for them, but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’

Now this is my kind of co-driver, swearing like a drunk sailor in a storm who's just stubbed his toe. LOL

If you're bored playing squash the normal way then why not use your buddy's back instead. It's probably only going to take off a couple of layers of skin & that'll grow back in due course.

They seem all cuddly & chubby, but this is what Pandas are capable of. Despite ‘Panda’ food looking nothing if not a bit dodgy, you’d definitely go for it if you were faced with 5 foot of fur and muscle.

Soccer might be a beautiful game but in the Australian leagues it can be a little less than beautiful. If these clips are anything to go by, it can be downright fugly. Fugly, painful and completely hilarious.

This guy's attempt to leap across a river using a tree branch ended disastrously, but he's lucky. The water should wash those grass stains right out.

So the Avengers is out and everyone is totally losing their damn minds. Apparently it's pretty good but did you know it had already be made in 1978? Yeah me either. It hadn't. But if it had this is what it'd look like!

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.