Pole Dance Off

Now here's a one-on-one sport that I can really get behind. Two women, one pole and some lovely skimpy clothing. If this isn't already a sport then it totally should be. I'd buy a goddamn season pass!

Sometimes the wrong answer can be the right one (for the internet!) The only person who would think this answer is correct is Clint Eastwood's character from Gran Torino.

Harry Partridge brings us his vision of the future in the first episode of his newest animation - Starbarians. A pair of musclebound meatheads roam the galaxy looking for booty and bootay! Genius.

Looks like the Grim Reaper is trying to get a headstart on that whole ''Til death do us part' thing.

When all else fails, the only recourse is to sound the conch and gather together this elite team...

This is the only way to get the party started, downing 4 rounds of eggnog bongs, guess what comes next? The music is suitably dramatic because this is no ordinary feat, it is something truly remarkable, truly heroic - LOL!

They say 'it's a dog's life' and by the look of this mutt i'd say they are probably right - I probably look a lot like this dog before I get my first cup of coffee in the morning.

He'll make headlines wherever he goes with this freaky costume. This is your last little bit of Halloween for the year.

The two hottest webcam babes finally get together & they both end up without any clothes on - YAY!

Extreme corporate retreats like this, lost at 14,000 ft in the Andes mountains, have their positives, just make sure you get some bonding sessions with that leggy blonde from accounts.

Having a dog that can fetch a stick in the park is one thing, that's like part of their default settings. But having a dog go fetch you a cold beer out of the fridge is what separates the mutts from the hounds. Epic.