Childhood Toy

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

Something that acts do so frequently that it's amazing that it still gets a cheer. Maybe it would only get a muted mumble of appreciation if you couldn't get drunk at gigs though...

She's the adult entertainer who's been banged more times than a Mongolian battle drum. Who's eaten more meat than Fatty Arbuckle. But she's tried to reach over to the cultured side and act in art movies. So, you mad?

You know when you just have to send that text message - It looks like this was one of those times.

If Jack was as bad at drawing as I am at Draw Something that car would never have gotten a sweaty back seat. On the upside he might have survived the boat going belly up, without a babe to hog his driftwood...

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

It's painfully sad but entirely true for anyone out there with a full-time job or currently studying at school. The only comfort comes when you retire, or die, whichever one comes first :(

Is it cold in here or is it just me? Do you ever get the feeling that the temperature just dropped and you need a visual reference to verify it? I can't stop staring... Her eyes are just that mesmerizing!

This is a real tough one to work out, things like this stop you in your tracks and make you ponder the mysteries of the universe in order to make the right choice. It's a mindf#ck!

If you've ever actually done this then you know. It's not really that hard to speak cat. You don't get much out of it apart from "feed me", "Stroke me" or "change my kitty litter or i will poop in your shoes". Gotta love cats.