If Your Dog Could Text...

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Nothing does it for me more than beautiful women with big bazookas and big guns! How she keeps from popping out of that top has physicists stumped.

DAMN NATURE, YOU BEAUTIFUL! A collection of some amazing animal shots. From a dew covered ladybug clinging to a leaf to a massive elephant lumbering across the savannah at sunset.

When people are making out and someone takes a picture it's your duty to get in the back on that shot and pull a stupid face. If you don't you're letting society down.

The difference between a yawn-tastic photo & a sublime work of pure awesomeness is all about the right angle - Witness everyday normality transformed into abstract total wonder before your very eyes !

It's time to surrender to the best camera angle known to man or beast (or perv) - We've got big underbewbs, small underbewb, sidebewb, fullbewb & some peanut-tastic pretties that will leave you drooling :)

Little known fact: All celebs are trained in the art of kissing air on both cheeks as a polite, normal greeting, so when one of their kind breaks protocol and does something different all kinds of awkward fail is sure to follow!

The now classic subversion of the motivational poster has been around for so long that it's hard to tell when it started. That doesn't mean that it's gotten stale though, as this gallery perfectly illustrates.

Modern high speed cameras allow photographers to catch every little expression on a sportsmans face and boy does physical exertion contort them.

This is your raw, live, unprocessed irony, none of that cheap created comedic irony, this stuff is from the streets. A lot of you will probably already see irony everywhere but for those who don't, here are some very clear examples.

One things for sure, the past looks a lot cleaner and the cars look nicer. These photos are sort of like portal to view the past through, like a window into yesterday. The Russian photos are from the siege of Leningrad.