If Your Dog Could Text...
Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.
 
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This would definitely be top of my 'things to get before someone chews off my arm' essentials. I just got to get me one of these before the dead decide to rise, you can never be TOO prepared!
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I wish I knew what bait to use to catch gorgeous beauties like these! Like they say, it's not the how deep you fish, it's how well you wiggle your worm!
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Because for some unknown reason there's an intrinsic charm to women with weaponry. Maybe it's just because they combine two of a man's favorite things. If she was also carrying a beer and a tasty bacon sammich, she'd be perfect.
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A collection of sexy, fit, flexible chicks in bikinis doing handstands! Even 007 is getting in on some of this action!
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Laptops are great, but you know what's even better? Ladies. As this gallery illustrates combining the two ups the awesomeness to giddying new heights. Stay tuned for next week's gallery: Ladies On Laptops Eating Bacon!
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Van Damme might have come across as a cocky showoff with an intellect that's less substantial than his lycra leggins, but in reality, he's a pretty deep guy. Turns out he's fascinated by oxygen. LOL!
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There's a fine line between an amazing tattoo on a chick & a 'tramp stamp' that separates something guys want to drool at & a girl to be avoided - Here's examples of ladies that have got it just right!
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Forget FaceAche & pictures of girls at the mall, or playing with dumb toy dogs, MySpace is where it's always been at for hawt chick photo action
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If you've never gazed at a movie poster and popped a chubby while you drooled, then you're obviously not looking at the right movie posters. Here's a selection of 40 of the best cinematic delights. Enjoy them, you dirty cinephile.
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So here it is, the day of the week that feels like your human reset button has been engaged and life returns to, well, exactly the same as it did last week. That only leaves you 7 days to f#ck it all up again. Meanwhile, here are some pics.
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