If Your Dog Could Text...
Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.
 
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It's amazing just how much fun you can have with just a window, landscape, and a few pens. From such simple things, a creative mind can conjure up and offer up a batch of greatness that truly has to be witnessed.
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This is the only way to neck a shot of your favourite tipple, be it Jack Daniels on bellybutton or cleavage tequila, so the next time you order at the bar, drink your drink from a lady's orifice!
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Just like the story of Snow White girls can't help looking at their reflection. Now they usually have a camera handy and upload to Facebook to get their friends to decide.
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Everyone loves bacon, except for maybe religious types and vegetarians, but they don't really count as people anyway. The rest of us love bacon and aren't afraid to say it. Then there are these guys, who take it a little too far...
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It's cookbooks for experimental eaters. If you're bored to death of meat & two veg why not try cooking with actual testicles? I've heard they're best served with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
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Well...it's epic isn't it? When these people thought about the image they wanted to project, do you think they cared what anyone thought, about society & its "rules". Do you even think they get ready with a light on? Of course not.
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This is the trouble with modern consumer goods, you just can't fix them yourself. In the past when things were made from simpler materials like wood they were easy to fix. This is a tribute simpler times, before things like health & safety regulations
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It's surprising the human race is alive and well, if not mentally stable, after looking at some of these pics. The sins of the father and of the mother too. No doubt these kid'll grow up to be well-rounded, fully developed deviants
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A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. however, if you go waay past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate. Be afraid.
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God's a wonderful dude, who else could have come up with the female form so perfect! Girls...I like em' small, come to think of it, i like em' big as well, short or tall - the only criteria i have is that they like me :)
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