How To Get A Ticket

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.

Foreign swearwords might be fun and cool, but they're a blight on the Great British landscape. We've got plenty of awesome swearwords of our own and they're way more spiffing than those American ones.

The votes are in and we have ourselves a winner!.. Camgirl Emi here has the cure for what ails the beauty pageant circuit these days. Miss America was never as Nawty!

A finance professor gets tired of the class clown annoying some chick and pegs him with an eraser from across the room. It's a fine working lesson in physics being taught here!

Good old Freddie Wong, leaving us with one last awesome video before the festive break, featuring a real-life team death match. Running around fields shooting people mercilessly has never been so much fun.

It's got dancing cats, it's got Mario references. The problem with this video is people will like it so much they are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people, who's face's are all gums.

When you’re making a documentary that prides itself on investigative journalism and you’re looking into the connections between the Mad Dog of Libya and the IRA, you might want to double check the footage you’re using.

"Maleficent" is just the latest live-action fairy tale Disney reboot. Fall down the rabbit hole once again with "Alice in Wonderland," visionary Tim Burton's not-so-visionary take on the classic story.

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Ironically, he'll never wood again..

Lets be honest no one really likes or supports the cops. It's a fact. Mainly because everyone at some point has had a run in with the law for whatever reason. But this guy is bigging up the 5-0 to the max.