Guy Crotches Himself On Tree

Ironically, he'll never wood again..

Time once again to witness a cute chick in peril as she attempts to go beyond her limits - While she's no Michael Phelps, she might still be on drugs.

A Saturday Night Live clip, possible the best of 2011, where they lampoon the incomprehensible films from the likes of Guy Ritchie. It's hard to believe that the people who invented the language use it like this...

Stop the presses! A Michael Bay film that doesn't look like a great big explosion riddle pile of old ass. Sure there are explosions and hugely muscled he-men, but it still looks better than Transformers...

Usually an advertisement trying to recruit students to a college makes you want to spoon out your eyeballs in the first five seconds. Not so this, it features a teleporting god who looks like your weed dealer.

Soccer players might look like great mincing fairies to more robust athletes, such as ballet dancers or professional rollerbladers, but thats because they don't have the Soccer Sniper to worry about. He's real.

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

Well this is a unique if unusual way to play Mozart's Requiem, sung through the medium of helium - WTF?

If you were trying to give up video games for lent then I have some bad news for you. Endgame is out soon. There's a trailer out for it. It looks really, really good. I think Jebus would understand...

It was really only a matter of time...Proving once & for all you don't f#ck with a pink pony! An intense mashup of the dark, brooding, cinematic audio from Starcraft 2 & equally dark visuals from My Little Pony.

This wasted dude can't seem to figure out how to get into the porta potty. What he doesn't know is this porta potty is really exclusive. You need to have an IQ over 60 to get in.