I'm On Crack!

It's got dancing cats, it's got Mario references. The problem with this video is people will like it so much they are going to go off on a life-long crack binge and become those people, who's face's are all gums.

South London is a war-torn urban morass full of crime, hate, and squalor. It’s mostly been abandoned by humankind except for a few feral beings who roam the vast wastelands of Croydon, looking for an angry fix.

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

I can see this really catching on for actual players making base runs - Listen closely for the electrical taser sound right before he hits the grass. Were they really too fat and lazy to just tackle him?

Drugs are bad, m'kay? One German guy proves that having Frank the Bunny ride shotgun isn't the best way to get around town

The Brazilian cops perform an epic FAIL with a very important prisoner - Cue samba version of "The Benny Hill Show" theme song. Who left that pesky window open anyway?

Being stuck atop a rollercoaster would be pretty sucky. Still at least these enterprising punters used the situation to their advantage and reenacted one of the best moments from Saturday Night Live.

AT-AT Walkers don't just wake up one day as Rebel killing machines. They were all once babies!

Remember that carefully wrapped packaage that arrived all bent out of shape? You know what, we think it might be time to stop using shipping altogether. Just look at how they treat these items, not any f*cks were given here.

This cop might have had years of training, but if it weren't for his awesome moustache, his smooth and amazing moves wouldn't be possible. Proof that Magnum P.I was onto something way back when..

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.