How To Avoid Getting Hit By A Train

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

Probably the most awesome piece of fanmail ever penned. I'm not sure if this is written in pidgin engrish or if the guy writing it just has a case of terminal derpitis. Either way it's freaking hilarious.

He's the sort of pet you could get if your skills at looking after animals really aren't up to scratch. The bad thing is that you get no sense of companionship. You know, the fact that they're actually the real thing!

The rules of Tumblr are pretty inconsequential, who cares about those boring rules. It's all about the cute chick, if she was a 40 year old man with sweat patches on his crotch, we wouldn't be watching this, would we?

Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’! They suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita where the sufferer faints without warning.

There's not a whole lot you can say about this. I mean it's hilarious, awesome and a little bit sad - when was the last time YOU got a letter that was even half as cool as this one? See? This video has it ALL!!!

"My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. But that didn't matter as she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top."

You blew it. She's definitely going to have a headache tonight.

The light's right, the angle, the expression of the subject. But it's missing something. That drunken guy in the background ruining your shot. Well now comes a handy tool to shoop him in!

God knows that is up with this hot little blonde but she systematically licks everything in this hotel room. Maybe she just cleaned the entire lot but i dont think so.

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.