Star Wars: By A Girl Who's Never Seen It

"My friend Amanda had never seen a whole Star Wars film. But that didn't matter as she already knew what happens. So I took out my voice recorder and asked her to start from the top."

Have you herd the one about the shepherds who lit up their flock? It's un-baa-lievable - OMG!

Time was young boys wanted to be spacemen, cowboys or arctic explorers. No more, now the geek rules and they want to be an Information/Software/Whatever engineers calculating Calculus. You’ve got to love the math.

One second, you're a Starfish, having fun, talking it up with your Starfish friends, starfishing around. Next an icy finger of death is killing you & all your buddies. It goes to show that nature can be a uncaring evil biatch!

Turning the staple beverage of tramps the word over into a posh, well-to-do drink wasn't very hard. Luckily for tramps though, cider has now also become the new word for "Alcopop" so there's still plenty of cheap ones.

Go big or go home. The original and the best car Jump compilation is back with some motor mayhem as this video compiles some of the best airborne automotive action from around the web.

So it turns out that if you take a regular cat, carry it into the ocean and play cheesy inspirational music at it, it'll swim back to shore. It will also plan it's grisly revenge while you wash the salt from his butt-hole too.

There's a lot of nonsense being spouted about 2012 and ancient Mayan predictions so here's the truth. No History Channel sensationalism, no pot smoking hippy pontifications, just cold hard facts and science. Enjoy.

Well, she must be REALLY high if the dog AND the cat are talking.. LOL

You have to ask yourself a very simple question here: What do the truck and the two girls' brains have in common? They both perform better when in contact with the road - How dumb can some people get?

For anyone growing up in the 90s, The Lion King was the Disney animation du jour. So why not relive all the terrible pain and suffering you experienced from seeing the death of Mufasa—plus, you know, all those great songs!