Breast Milk Ice-Cream

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.

Thanks to American engineering, the La-Z-Boy becomes that much lazier. Happy Memorial Day!

Global warming. It's getting the polar bears first and the idiots next. Something tells me it'll be a long while before dumb-asses ever get extinct!

I know he’s securely sealed in a pod made of metal and high impact plastic but my money is still on the huge carnivorous predator. But determination and a big teeth are better than any can opener. Place your bets now!

God knows what got into him, but when Living On A Prayer comes on at a baseball match, it’s like a switch flicks in his brain and he’s off… embarrassment be damned!

‘MySpace Models’, it’s almost the perfect oxymoron evar, the imagery it conjurs up makes me want to do an involuntary Duck-Face! This is my new anthem!

Ford pranks a group of unsuspecting guys by secretly setting them up on a blind date with a professional stunt driver. After pretending to be clueless driver at the beginning of the date, she then takes the guys for the ride of their lives.

This is the dawning of the age of dancing about in your bedroom in hawt lingerie! Yay!

Will Smith's latest flick After Earth is so bad, seriously, it really is - it looks like they had trouble finishing this one. Can we please finally all agree to not let M. Night Shyamalan make any more movies??

Hey, it's another movie compilation but this time it's not the films themselves but the trailers. What a total treat for us all, there's nothing like a movie montage to curl up with on a winter's night. That and a crack pipe.

Deep in the rain forests of the Amazon it looks like the horror of Starship Troopers has finally come true, there is some kind of large smart bug spreading infection amongst the local population and it aint pretty!