Goth Chick

Wow, that is pretty GOTH! Well, I'm so Ozzy that I bite the heads off the bats she shits!

The canon of European art is lauded, and rightly so. It's got some fine fleshy paintings that can stir a man's heart. But you can't help thinking it could somehow be improved. And it can, by adding cats.

Google, you're doing it right!

Whoever the kid was who received this text, fair credit to him. While most kids would be too embarrassed to even respond, he makes sure to get a lol out of it while winding his mom up. Awesome work.

Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.

Trolling isn't just annoying, it's an art form, and in some ways pretty damn funny, unless it's happening to you. Here are some fine examples of things taken to the very excess....and beyond.

Everyone is losing their minds over the new Avengers films, even people who aren't actually people, like the cast of Spongebob Squarepants. Seriously though, I bet this would make a way cooler movie...

If might sounds a bit unusual in terms of make-up etiquette, but on the upside she smells good enough to eat. Someone get me a spoon, quick.

Ever noticed that since 'that kiss' on stage with Britney Spears a few years ago Madonna has been getting younger whilst Brittney seems to have had the life sucked out of her. Here's why!

Don't bother trying to do it on Facebook. Why do you have to go and get all existential on us Facebook??

Dear god, what the hell is this? A goth? An emo? Kill it with a fire-breathing giant robot before it eats us all!