Not Impressed

The uses for a hastily photoshopped-in image of Silver medalist McKayla Maroney's myspace face are endless. If you think you can do better, fire up photoshop and get busy. I'll never get tired of this!

If you were bored at home & posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it?

It's not enough to walk around with a boring plastic bag any more, to stand out from the crowd you need to be busting a bag that makes heads turn. Or maybe it even features a turning head itself. This are plastic bags 2.0.

It don't matter how big you are, size is totally unimportant in these circumstances, it's all about what you do with it...oh, and of course what color it's painted!

Adapted from the play of the same name, it's a wonderful film and arguably the best thing that Sarah Jessica Parker has ever been in, except maybe Sex And The City 3; Rise Of The Menopause.

Rule Number One: Never thrust your eyes, however much you think that what you are seeing is normal and makes sense. Take a moment to look a little more and then your whole world changes.

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

You've got to respect the total simplicity of this Inception vertical, Leonardo DiCaprio is secretly who we all want to be in our dreams......NO, wait!?

Not sure if he's talking about the microphone in this picture, or his womanhood. But whatever it is, if he can be a belieber, if he really wants to make that change, he can do it. Maybe.

For some people getting married is more frightening than death, for others, being left at the altar leaves only one option open. Death. Good luck for this poor jilted bride there was a hero on the scene!