Home Alone with Competent Robbers

If they remade Home Alone with a pair of robbers who were half way competent, the movie would be way shorter than the current version—and it wouldn't be quite such a PG-rated film either.

Most normal reviewers would shy away from just giving Halo 4 a 10/10 score and proclaiming it as the game of the year. Not fitzthistlewits. He'll do just that while stuffing his face with Doritos and Mountain Dew.

Ever wondered what playing skyrim would be like if instead of a dragonborn humanoid, you got to play as something a little more awesome, like a bear? Well this is probably how it would have gone down...

Remember. Always expect the unexpected. Face-down in a stack of donuts. I think that's how he'd always dreamed of going out. This was the last thing i expected to happen.

He helped the kids learn an important baseball lesson: always keep your eye on the ball, until it's about to hit you in the face.

This student is watching a game of beer pong from his roof when his cheer slides off the edge and screws up their game.

Cosplay isn’t just for the Americans and the Japanese, you know. The Brits can geek out just as well and this video shows the masses who descended on the London Comic Con in May, representing for the UK.

Sounds like a pretty impressive feat, right? like one that could all too easily end in disaster for everyone in a 5 meter radius of the attemps? Yep, that's what I thought too. Wait for it, wait for it...

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.

This is quite clearly the most fun you can have on a big wheel. God knows how they managed to pull off powerslides and spins like this seemingly without a single catastrophic fail, but it sure looks fun!

It might be incredibly childish but having a chat with a pen full of turkeys is inexplicably entertaining. All you need to do is drive over, wind down your window and gobble at them and they'll gobble right back! Awesome.