Talkin' Turkey

It might be incredibly childish but having a chat with a pen full of turkeys is inexplicably entertaining. All you need to do is drive over, wind down your window and gobble at them and they'll gobble right back! Awesome.

There's a reason the Prometheus crew is so effective at dealing with aliens: good training! Here are all of the suicidally inquisitive Prometheus gang in one of their training sessions in the pre-prequel.

Pause the video, go enroll in Russian classes, come back after you've learned the language, and it still won't make any sense.

I’s adverts like this that can convince me to buy absolutely anything. They could be selling garbage bags dusted with dried pig shit and I’d be down the store ordering twenty of them before you could say the word gullible.

Well? Is it? No. But that doesn't mean that this ... bizarre ... attempt at cinema doesn't raise some interesting questions. Questions that might actually make you sleep better in your bed at night. Be (not) afraid.

A cunning bit of street magic performed with the aid of actors, gullible members of the public and a little camera trickery. It’s not so interesting when you know how it’s done but you get to laugh at all the people looking baffled.

"A Big Mac and fries and some deep fried McHay for my horse friend." Only in Wales would someone decide to take a horse to a drive-thru; it's outrageous, barbaric, because where the hell is the cup holder, huh?

A fat doofus wearing dungerees and carrying gun. This is what we call a Redneck. Behold it's stupidity!

Soccer, it's the 'Beautiful Game' and has some great moments, this is NOT one of them! This is the only way Tottenham Hotspur can win their European games. I feel for the goalie really he got robbed by a divot in the pitch!

These two BFFs deicded to take a magic carpet ride through their school together. It's probably the gayest thing you will see all day, but at least it's only half as gay as the Twilight series.

I have no idea how this works but it's amazing. Crack open your fizzy pop, take a swing, put the lid back on, tip it up and back again and VOILA! Instant slushie. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY YOU INGENIOUS MAGICIAN.