Hatchet Hitcher

Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?

If you thought that the death of Steve Jobs would put an end to those Steve & Bill picture memes then you were sadly wrong. Even from beyond the grave Steve will be the butt of Bill's jokes.

We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

Yep, she's super trouser arousingly hot, and yet somehow when she's starring alongside craggy faced Hugh Laurie she manages to transcend the out-of-ten scale and score an epic 13. Fapfapfap.

Absolutely adorable!! - CUTE

Here is the answer to the meaning of life, if you happen to be an observant male, bemused at stereotypical behaviour patterns of chicks at the mall, the club, at school....anywhere!

Especially if they tell you that keeping an elephant with irritable bowel syndrome in your basement is a swell idea. If they do I think you're legally entitled to kick them square in the balls.

A true genius is always waaay ahead of the curve & time - Go Bobby! - "Johnnny’s in the basement mixing up the lolcats…"

Every guy would like to think they look like Ryan Gosling while they are driving, but most don't - Usually the most of us fall into the category of a dork who drives a yellow mini. Still, one can hope.

If you were bored at home & posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it?