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Harsh But Fair
I initially thought this was a typo or the result of someone in a back room somewhere playing a prank. If it is for real though, that's pretty harsh...
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What would you demand to have in your dressing room? You think you'd have a good answer to that, and you might well have, but it's never going to beat Joe's answer. The man know where's it's at, he'll be a superstar soon.
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A novel idea for a tattoo and kind of a cool one until you consider the fact that when this stops being cool in about 30 seconds time, he can't remove it and has to look like Mork for the rest of his life.
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If you ever need help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns & some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things.
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Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.
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If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...
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Google, you're doing it right!
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They should put this in the Oxford English Dictionary under the word desperation. Dog will do anything for a tasty treat, this one will even lick carpet.
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Some things are better left unseen - This is what she looks like withOUT makeup.
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If you're thinking of getting an iPhone 5 you need to ask yourself a few questions first: Is it a unicorn that can shoot rainbows out its ass? No? Then you really don't need one. Unless there's an app for that.
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Oh god. If this isn't the ultimate nightmare fuel I don't know what is. I really hope this is just a zombie costume with some funny words on it. Think happy thoughts...
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