Suspicious Quotation Marks!

So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

Too bad they don't have these up everywhere.. -LOL

Not got a girlfriend? Tired of using a watermelon or your hand? Then help is at, er, hand with this simple technique to while away those cripplingly lonely nights. Easy to make with ordinary household objects!

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

If you said A then you're not all there. This isn't a debate, it's a matter of right and wrong, and if you're on the side of the A then you're firmly in the wrong. Fact.

Thrones? Why, what did I say? Am I the only one that thinks all movies and TV shows should be rated like this, perhaps in the listings, so you don't waste your precious time?

Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Must be a really hot day.. or is it?

Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?