Charts Don't Lie!

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

A novel idea for a tattoo and kind of a cool one until you consider the fact that when this stops being cool in about 30 seconds time, he can't remove it and has to look like Mork for the rest of his life.

Now here's a very handy app that any self-respecting iPhone user would 'die' for, i'm really hoping on the V2 Beta release they incorporate the camera mode so you can film yourself FAILing.

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

Yeah, Ariel was kinda cray-cray. If I was in his shoes I would have ran a mile. unless she was one of those fish parts on top, lady parts on bottom mermaids...

Lets face it, who needs more than these 3 basic essentials to lead a good life? And if that isn't convincing enough it has the endorsement of none other that Mr. Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jnr. Your argument is invalid!

Since when did Hogwarts get so many hotties? I'd love to grab my magic wand and cast a spell on these three wannabe witches and create the best foursome the world has ever seen. If you need me i'll be in my bunk!

Everyone knows it's a dog's life, but spare a moment for the other domestic pet and the feline sub-dom scene that obviously runs rife within their culture. Lets just hope the little fella gets to chow down whilke he's being humiliated!?

Could this be Public enemy No.1, or just a case of mistaken identity? Nothing says gangster like a nice hibiscus plant, smokin' trees! I'd suggest going back to skool and studying up kid!