Happily Ever After

It doesn't always work out in real life like it does in the movies. Well, unless the film you're talking about is The Runaway Bride, in which case, maybe...

Don't be freaked out by this, it's not like the internet is spying on you while you sit in front of it and fap to the abundance of hot chicks who are all over it. It's just magic, plain simple magic. OMFG!!!

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!

Every good invention usually started as a much more basic version. Here we give you the very first version of the Segway Personal Transporter. This one was a tad bit more basic, but also a lot less expensive!

If I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!

This kid has tapped into to 99.9% of the internet's demographic with his description of the greatest XXX fantasy in the history of thought. It's got video games, it's got mohawk haircuts and it's got hot chicks. Go Brian.

It's not like it used to be. In the old days sitting on potential riches was a good thing, now it just makes you a target for 'freedom', 'democracy' and if you're really unlucky a bunch of fast food joints popping up...

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*

Time for a perfectly normal picture of a dog, nothing untoward here, just a puppy sleeping. nothing rude, nothing sinister, nothing suggestive, and definitely no great big fluffy bell-ends.

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

Need a picture of your butt and just can't quite get the right angle in the mirror, no problem. Just shout her name and she will come to save the day in taking a salacious Facebook profile picture. Mom's are awesome!