Segway Beta

Every good invention usually started as a much more basic version. Here we give you the very first version of the Segway Personal Transporter. This one was a tad bit more basic, but also a lot less expensive!

As well as having delicious cookies, the dark side now has super hot dancing lady storm troopers. I think I'm about to give in to the dark side...

Mocking the hipster is something that absolutely everyone can get behind. Nobody likes hipsters, not even hipsters. They're like nazis or zombies.

Trust a panda to break with all rules of animal tradition and wander off into a playpark and ride a unicorn, in any other place this would be surreal, but on the internet it's kinda normal!

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

A Russian duck face is a lot like a regular duckface, but with some key differences. The fiream being the most obvious one...

This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.

1,000 men is nothing. Let's see you get that number up to something a little more respectable! Sometimes advertising can give off the wrong message.

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

The Big Bad Wolf and the Cool-Aid man. when there's a house that the wolf can't huff and puff and blow down, then it's time for the Cool-Aid catchphrase and clouds of brick dust. Someone should put this on a t-shirt.

If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.