Scuba Cat Is Watching YOU!

Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!

Apparently, he wasn't properly shown how to use the potty..

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Want to get back at a flatmate for stealing last night's dinner and never obeying the cleaning rota? Here's how. With this little trick you can pee on their floor through a locked door and leave them baffled!

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

It's a slippery slope from friendship to full on relationship with a girl. It involves hard work, dedication, a certain charm, and lots and lots of money. Even Mario suffers from the same issues.

It's an age-old problem, you are carrying your young 'un and feeling the heat, thinking if only you had some way to cool down? And then, as if by magic, your prayers are answered and all is good with the world again. Kind of.

They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.

Om nom nom nom! Yes folks, the lolcats meme is officially over now that the little feller finally got his cheeseburger! Maybe now he will go for some grammar lessons.

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.