How To Cook Soup

Cooking soup might sound pretty easy, but in reality it's a pain in the ass. This tin tells the truth about the process, from it's appetite suppressing beginnings to it's unimpressive finale. Anyone for soup?

It's an important part of your life when you graduate, and what's put in your yearbook is going to remind of those years for every more. So best to put a humourous comment that totals pwns the person next to you.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

Thankfully telephone ordering has only been about for a few of the 1000's years he's been alive, but rules are rules: You can't be a jedi knight if you can't order a pizza. it's the law.

Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- oh hang on, what's that?!

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

It makes for a nice equation but the real fact of the matter is that women do it SO much better than guys! Still, good to see that the Jackass guys are up for trying any stunt, even if they fail this time!

Now this is something that, depending on your feelings towards her, could yield some very interesting answers. Ladies: For the future, always to ask 'what' is actually over before responding.

This is one that I've never fully understood so I'm glad it puzzle the philosoraptor too. A bikini is okay to wear out, yet underwear isn't. Women; you so crazy.

Well, at least all the germs were burnt off during the baking process.. - EW

If you were bored at home & posted an update to your FB account that if you got 300 likes you'd go into school the next day dressed in a dress (boys only) with full make-up, would have the balls to actually do it?