Drinking Booger-Juice

Time for Rob Brydon & Steve Coogan to have a lovely cocktail of snot. Well, sort of. Actually, by the looks of it there's not much appreciation going on, just impressions and goblets of sputum.

When my parents go away i just get my buddies round & we eat Cheetos till we pass out. But these dogs, they know how to cut loose. I bet a couple of bitches are on their way over too.

I can't tell if this guy is being sarcastic or if he really wants to bum the president into next week. The smart money says neither and he's just trying to cash in on the Obama Girl thing and make loads of youtube dough.

"Girls with glasses sure do have nice asses!", Epic right? Ok, so i suck at prose, but i do know a good thing when i see it & i don't need any glasses to admire this fine spectacle of a babe!

Trying a death-defying jump over the Tour de France cyclists as they ride by is some serious show-stealing dumbness. The guy went to the hospital after this and he almost died! Definite Darwin candidate.

This crazy guy must never have played Street Fighter 2. If you want to get all the bonus points for destroying the car, you have to keep hitting the same one.

Stupidity is clearly nature's way of evening the odds against guys with power tools. In this case it's a clear 1-0 victory against dumb humans - FAIL!

Three roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.

There's been quite a few Jaws movies over the years, but has there been enough? These guys don't seem to think so, especailly if we are ever to see the arrival of the Hoverboard from Back to the Future become a reality.

I'm not sure if this just works when viewed through a camera or if it looks like this to the human eye too. Either way, I'm off to the shop to buy some duct tape, a huge-ass speaker and a length of garden hose.

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.