Shred Sh#tless!

OM NOM NOM. If you thought shredding machines were just for paper I've got some news for you. Some crazy genius has gone and made one that will devour a refrigerator whole.

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

Now here's a booty to get excited about, look at it. Surely a thing to marvel at, a thing of splendor, spectacular in its smoothness, like a peach just waiting for you to sink your teeth into. Om nom nom.

If you've never seen the original Star Guitar music video I suggest you go watch it now. It's awesome. If you have then sit back and enjoy this Super Mario Bros themed version of the original.

There's only one way that you can attempt this stunt more than once: You either have to have an IQ lower than a moron (namely this dude), or, you have to be a blonde.

A very ticked-off elephant crashes into a crowd at a temple, injuring several people. He was either startled by the crowd noise and lights or someone opened a bag of peanuts when they shouldn't have.

If you're one of the many addicts who suffers from the 'Blackberry Thumb', or a cat on the next stage of supreme evolution then this is at the top of your 'Must-Have' list. It has more tricks up it's sleeve than a crooked politician.

Well, it's a little obvious that there's a baby in this bird's house.. - LOL

A bunch of deer confront a cat in a suburban street, but just what the heck is going on? Well, thanks to this guy’s entirely accurate translation, we can find out the dynamics behind this strange situation.

I got to book myself some lessons at this badass driving school!

War paint becomes clown make-up pretty quickly when you get knocked out in front of thirty people.