Bottomless Chinese Takeout

Three roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.

If there's one thing that sticks in your memory abour Road House it's that there was a lot of face violence. Faces being kicked, faces being punched. Here's a handy compilation of all of the face punches. Enjoy!

I dont know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by its owner or just figured it out on its own. Either way its a pretty damn impressive trick.

The Australian prime minster addresses the Mayan prophecy that is making everyone nervous about the 21st December and the world stopping from existing on that date. It turns out the world WILL end. Take it away PM…

You’ve not seen the beauty of existence until you’ve seen a hedgehog being bathed with a toothbrush by a muscular man with arm tattoos. Truly, it is a sight worthy of world heritage status.

Jeff Daniels mixes liberal sentiment with misty eyed conservative nostalgia while explaining why America sucks. This show will be the talk of the watercoolers. To be honest though I preferred him in Dumb and Dumber.

Where would movies be without the classic cheesy line, “Get out of there!!” Protagonists would die, plots would end, tension would not be built. AWESOME!

It might be six years old but this Barats and Bareta comedy skit is EXACTLY what it's like to have a brother. If you don't have a brother and have always wondered what it would be like, watch this and be glad you don't have one.

If you've not watched the Griffin's in a while, rest assured; they've still got it. Peter is still hilarious, Meg is still hideous, Lois is still hot and Chris is still so stupid he'll make your head hurt.

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.