DON'T SLEEP At The Comedy Show!

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

A classic clip teaches an important lesson: When the other guy's palm is the size of your entire face, just call it a draw.

This dude manages to seamlessly blend the disparate disciplines of Skateboarding , Parkour and falling flat on your face. The Parkour and skating parts are okay but the falling over is really where it gets good.

Not only has he spent some serious years in a gym, he's also spent serious $$$ on some implants, all for the ladies. Seriously! What kind of chicks does this DIY douchebag think he's gonna attract with a physique real men weep?

The new generation of video gaming is not lost on this dude - This old guy delivers a well-timed elbow to his son's face. Who says old people have a hard time picking up new technology?

All kittens should be accompanied by a full orchestral score, wherever they are and whatever they are doing. This is far to entertaining to be just a one off, I demand more dramatically musical kittens!

We all like to start our day with a nice hot coffee, but this 29 seconds of video is an even better way to start the morning, because it turns something entirely mundane into something completely epic.

The votes are in and we have ourselves a winner!.. Camgirl Emi here has the cure for what ails the beauty pageant circuit these days. Miss America was never as Nawty!

This is probably the biggest failed burn out I have ever seen. The crowd cheers this dude on until his tires catch fire and he totals his car.

Now what's the problem here, eh? It's not like she hasn't seen her boyfriend's eel before in the shower, i thought she would heve been used to it by now - Personally i think she is making a mountain out of an eel hill!

This World Cup tops them all it's gonna need some really big Mike Myers-esque karma to bag it !