The Most Dramatic Coffee Ever

We all like to start our day with a nice hot coffee, but this 29 seconds of video is an even better way to start the morning, because it turns something entirely mundane into something completely epic.

The sisters of this abbey took to martial arts to protect themselves from an increasingly dangerous neighborhood. They kick butt and take names... so they can pray for their victims later.

This kid tries to join the on-field celebration before getting yanked off by his dad. Now his dad is probably going to ground him: 'You can't leave your wheelchair for two weeks!'

This is probably the biggest failed burn out I have ever seen. The crowd cheers this dude on until his tires catch fire and he totals his car.

It's tough to tell exactly what the hell is going on here unless you speak Russian, but even with the language barrier, it's pretty funny stuff. Not sure who called the police at the end either...

Before undertaking a hazardous mission it’s always important to make sure you both understand the silent hand gestures. Otherwise you could run into problems, it doesn’t matter how special your forces are. FAIL!

So this song’s for all the norms out there, all those guys who have beer bellies instead of six packs, join together in ugliness and celebrate your normality.

Just to show that White guys can be just as good, if not BETTER at basketball than black guys, here is the white version of Michael Jordan. Someone needs to build a statue in honor of this ginger god.

YouTube channel Alltime Numbers shares some interesting number-related facts about the beloved nickelodeon show. He lives in a pineapple under the sea! But how much do you know about Spongebob Squarepants?

The greatest ad man of them all who could sell ice to the eskimos delivers a presentation on the new Facebook layout. So stop moaning about it & deal with it. Who knew that Kodak ripped off Facebook with the Carousel?

Sushi gets a fast food bukake with Big Mac French fries bacon sushi, chicken nugget nigiri, and other artery clogging concoctions that will make you eyes turn into transfat holes of sludge just from watching the video.