Drama Kitten

All kittens should be accompanied by a full orchestral score, wherever they are and whatever they are doing. This is far to entertaining to be just a one off, I demand more dramatically musical kittens!

Mr. Shatner. Celebrated. His. Birthday. Yesterday. And to show the Captain what a great guy he is and what a great voice he has with...all...those...pauses...here's a bunch of funny guys impersonating him.

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

This is probably the weirdest, f#cked-up thing I've seen all year. If you just so happen to be a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and want to see guys dressed like them pretending to jaff one out onto a pizza, you're in luck!

She makes the Target chain a target. Took me hours to think of that. But that’s because I was out all night snorting hookers and eating cocaine. Which is exactly what this woman should’ve been doing!

Why even attempt backflips? It's not like if you pull it off people will be saying 'Holy crap! I can't believe he did it...a backflip!'. Yet if you fail you snap your neck. OMFG!

When you're done with the booze you can still make sweet sweet muzak!!

Facebook is meant to be a way for people to share pictures, chat and interact with their circle of friends. There is a darker side to it though, and it's driving a lot of people to utter despair...

Dialogue is an easy way to tell how low budget a movie is. If it's passable, it's high budget. If it's terrible it's low budget. If it's so bad it's good? Who cares just pass the popcorn and laugh your ass off!

All dogs, especially huskies, malamutes etc have a little trait called dominance. Some dogs are naturally more aggressive than others, which makes them the alpha. But huskys', well, they are just plain strange.

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...