Ravenclaw, Gryffindor & Slytherin Are Magic!

Since when did Hogwarts get so many hotties? I'd love to grab my magic wand and cast a spell on these three wannabe witches and create the best foursome the world has ever seen. If you need me i'll be in my bunk!

So you think that because your lady is willing to try anything you suggest, that makes her special? Well my friend i'm sorry to inform you that a REAL beauty has a mind of her own, like this one!

I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.

Oooh yeah, i really wanna get my hands on that, just look at the perfect round, succlent...wait, what? Sometimes something is just too good to be true. At least you'll be getting one of your daily 5 essentials.

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.

Cute little guy needs something cool and refreshing to wash down the tacos he was nom nom nomming.

What do you do when you're trying to take some lovely wedding photos and then you're attacked by the undead? Well, you do the only thing you can do, you pick up the nearest weapon to hand and start crushing zombie skull.

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

Seriously, if you're at a loss for something to stick in the DVD player to entertain those kids you're babysitting, this looks like a solid bet...

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