Six Million Dollar Cat

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

You know those days when you wake up and feel like you can achieve anything, well the sad truth is that there is a new enemy in your life who will do it's best to thwart all of your best laid plans!

We all know someone like this here Scumbag Steve--steals your smokes, drinks your beer, takes your video games and never gives them back. Hell, maybe you are this man, if so, when am I going to get Mass Effect 2 back off you?

I'm not sure if this is an impressive stunt or a cruel prank, like putting someone upside-down in a bin with their hands by their sides. It's funny either way...

Wow! What a nice tight perfect butt! Someone please comment and tell us who this hottie newscaster is!

When you are stuck in the desert you'll do anything for a bit of fun - WTF?

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

Sometimes a mixing (or a mind-meld if you don't mind the Star Trek Vulcan reference) of 2 entirely different genres can have a curious synergy. Poor old Paul McCartney.

Well, if you're feeling on top of the world then this comic will knock you back into shape. It's about as jolly as the dying words of a lovesick soldier dying alone in the pits of despair. Enjoy!

In a situation like this, it's good to know you have a good wingman, quick witted and willing to cover your back and make the save. Like this dude. High fives are definitely in order.