The Happy Train

Something tells me that this vehicle's title is something of a misnomer. It should be called the furious locomotive or the IShallHaveMyRevengInThisLifeOrTheNextmobile.

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.

When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.

They're organising, getting stronger, and one day there will be enough of them to take over the ENTIRE planet - Be afraid, be very afraid - "THE GINGERS ARE COMING!"

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

Cleveland Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert recently got schooled in this subject when he unleashed fury on LeBron James in a letter published to the web in Comic Sans. Each font has it's time and place.

Sometimes parents do the dumbest things when it comes to their precious little babies - He looks so cute all fast asleep, lets just hope he doesn't roll over!

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!

There's something strange... in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? Probably not as funny as Bill Murray, but definitely serves a more realistic purpose.

Alcohol is good, alcohol is fun, but alcohol is also a nasty evil mudda who will do strange things to your eyes and change your vision to see things that are NOT there - Try and remember that if you can :(

Looks like Barbie has checked into a Hollywood plastic-plastic surgeon as some comparison shots from the 90's to present day show. Problem is she was pretty much all plastic to begin with!