A Day In Nail's Life

Who knew nails lead such interesting lives? If they have sex, it brings a whole new meaning to getting nailed!

Eric Cartman might not be a fan of the Titian look but with the likes of Alicia Witt and Faye Reagan on their side, if you're not dreaming of daywalkers by the end of this gallery then I'll eat my hat. And dye my hair red.

You can always tell who they are because luckily they'll have a tattoo that looks similar to one of these resting just above their buttocks. So if you get chatting to a hawt girl at the club, ask her to bend over before you get to the bedroom.

I'm throwing a party and all these girls are invited! Come one, come all and bring your friends, as long as they have big butts and their idea of dressing up is to go out in a thong or micro-bikini. Res ipsa loquitur. Let the good times roll.

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Trust good old Mother Nature to come up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them. I would. Really.

Just like the story of Snow White girls can't help looking at their reflection and wondering that eternal question. Nowadays though, they usually have a camera handy and upload to Facebook to get their friends to decide.

You will NEVER regret spending a day marveling at God's wonderful creations, the cool water on your body, the soft sand beneath your feet AND the overload of beautiful beach babe butt in your face - DAYUM!

These young celeb studs had all the young girls dreaming about them. What do they look like now? Some look very different and some look almost the same!

Lots of cute chicks with BIG guns and something tells me they are VERY adept at finding their way around a big weapon that doesn't fire blanks, not only that but you just know they are used to taking orders!

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.